I love how everybody tells you as a kid that you must do so and so, but that when you grow up you can decided.

Then you grow up, and they start telling you "part of being an adult/grown-up is X" or "you have to do Y" or else.

No, fuck that shit. I didn't waste 18 years as a minor just to have random people tell me what to do and I can see that the blog author hasn't either.

Now I will go and fill this apartment with playpen balls.