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Alternatively, use blockchain.


> Alternatively, use blockchain.

Hows that work?

Step 1. Raise 4 billion dollars in an unlawful ICO.

Step 2. Pay 24 million (0.6%) in a settlement with the SEC that admits your actions were unlawful but absolves you of any further issues.

Step 3. Use the remaining 3.998 billion to pay someone to write a compiler for you instead of writing it yourself?


This, or perhaps MechanicalTurk.




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