"forcing men to write more detailed accounts of their coding issues, and expressing their programming problems before each new block of code is written. Lovingly written."
Hmm.. I know I wouldn't last there long. My first reaction would be to explain my problems like this:
It was a dark and stormy node; the files served from torrents -- except for occasional intervals when checked by a violent gust of spam which swept up the subnet (for it is in the colo that our scene lies), rattling along the interfaces, and fiercely invalidating the scanty lines of the caches that struggled against the load.
Hmm.. I know I wouldn't last there long. My first reaction would be to explain my problems like this:
It was a dark and stormy node; the files served from torrents -- except for occasional intervals when checked by a violent gust of spam which swept up the subnet (for it is in the colo that our scene lies), rattling along the interfaces, and fiercely invalidating the scanty lines of the caches that struggled against the load.