Big Ben is a Victorian hand wound clock. It’s accuracy is maintained by moving a stack of old English pennies balanced on its pendulum. It must be wound by hand three times a week, and it takes one and a half hours to wind every time.
My guess is that the author of the piece we are discussing would find this to be an excellent analogy for the Debian processes he is complaining about.
In particular mentioning systemd, which I was very happy to discover on returning to Linux after some time away made this answer very relatable.