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In Electron 14, we have found an astounding new paradigm for writing apps that results in astounding developer time savings! Now instead of running your Javascript app inside a copy of Chrome, we have a custom hybrid of Javascript and Lisp, which is internally transpiled onto a Brainfuck interpreter running in Conway's Life!

Electron 15: The Life machine has been re-implemented as a series of GPU instructions, which will use up approximately 93% of most users' graphics performance in return for a 20% speedup!



Electron 16: completely rewritten in Minecraft Redstone.


Of course, since Minecraft runs on all platforms, this makes Electron even more platform independent.

Sooner or later this is going to turn into that movie Inception.

Seriously why can't we just fix the bottom layers!!! Why does every problem have to be solved by adding ever more layers!




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