super picky, but your words either require an awkard mellisma on "fad" or the wrong accent: interNET because of the substitute of SAILor for NETfad.

Sometimes there's no easy solution to such puzzles. Best I got (which is not great) is: what do we do with a trendy fad post?

I definitely took liberties with extending fad to be two syllables covering the last two notes. It’s tricky and quickly becomes an ear worm.