Do you have a scam in mind that doesn't depend on a rampaging time machine forcing me back to the 1990s? I don't think I've used an analog land line for decades, and I definitely don't know anyone who has one now.
You don't need a time machine to find one, you just need to leave the young techie bubble.
> I don't think I've used an analog land line for decades
You were cellphone-only since at least 2001? If you spent any time talking on the phone back then, your monthly bills must have been staggering.
Do you have a scam in mind that doesn't depend on a rampaging time machine forcing me back to the 1990s? I don't think I've used an analog land line for decades, and I definitely don't know anyone who has one now.