If it also supports auto-sharting, then I think it'll do fine.

I think and hope you meant sharding

check out the repo your parent comment linked

I immediately thought of this when I saw the title. Unfortunate name clash here.

What makes you think it's an "unfortunate name clash", rather than taking inspiration from the joke?

Mainly because it'll be hard for folks to take it seriously when discussing it, and Googling for it may result in the wrong result. I can get over it, didn't say it was a terrible name or anything. It's hard to come up with a name that communicates a relationship to an existing thing while sounding interesting.

If anything I think it's a shame that the joke MangoDB took the name.