I had never heard that Satoshi-Nakamoto-is-the-CIA conspiracy theory before. It doesn't seem all that crazy to me.

Where is this paradisal isle which is free from people spouting this theory? I'd love to vacation there.

Funny, it's the oldest BTC conspiracy there is - that the government created bitcoin to track us.

Welcome to Vice News tech coverage. To be fair, you're probably not the target audience.

At best it's regurgitated news that you should already be aware of from other more direct sources. At worse it's this.