I always appreciated the sarcasm.

"And this is what he said, on,

his way to arma gedd on:

So long Mom,

I'm off to drop the bomb,

so don't wait up for me.

But while you swelter

Down there in your shelter

You can see me, on your TV.

So long Mommee,

I'm of to get a commie

So send me a salami

And try to smile somehow.

I'll look for you when the war is over

An hour-and-a-half from now."