The problem is, 3.5 years at the current place, 1.5 years at a failed startup, which leaves 3 jobs for the remaining 3 years (none of which they say are 1 year). And they don't mention that FAANG is where they are currently at, and obviously it's not the 1.5 year job, which means it's stuck in the 6 jobs over 3 year area. So, it's a sub-1 year FAANG role. =/

Sorry, I think I worded my initial post badly. 3.5 years is at FAANG, that's my current role. I'm close to a senior promo. Before that, failed startup, and before that, shorter stints as a student. I've already been made aware in this thread that this history needs to be sold in a much, much better way.