I want something GOOD like FTX running on Quickbooks. That's what people need to aspire to these days. That's why I like Wells Fargo. Create fake accounts… so absurdly brilliant.
JP Morgan might be the biggest, but I just don't have faith in them like I do Wells and Citibank or even HSBC. Some lame overly complex scheme isn't want I want. I want a decimal in the wrong place that everyone just ignores despite nothing ever adding up. I want vaults full of gold on the books that don't even exist… said to be held in countries that don't exist anymore. I want Superman 3 salami slicing, but maybe one that's been running perpetually since 1980… and it turns out that's actually the inspiration for the scam in the movie. I want Snopes to have to change something from "Legend" to "TRUE".
The world needs to be reminded that the USA is #1 and always will be.
JP Morgan might be the biggest, but I just don't have faith in them like I do Wells and Citibank or even HSBC. Some lame overly complex scheme isn't want I want. I want a decimal in the wrong place that everyone just ignores despite nothing ever adding up. I want vaults full of gold on the books that don't even exist… said to be held in countries that don't exist anymore. I want Superman 3 salami slicing, but maybe one that's been running perpetually since 1980… and it turns out that's actually the inspiration for the scam in the movie. I want Snopes to have to change something from "Legend" to "TRUE".
The world needs to be reminded that the USA is #1 and always will be.