My first thought is that I wouldn't want to go through life disambiguating myself from a detergent brand.

But now I realize that's shallow.

So yes, let McDonalds name their sons Ronald, Bonds name their sons James, and Crockers name their daughters Betty.

Now we just have to convince the other eight billion people these children might encounter in life that there's nothing silly about it.

I was in a meeting with a guy named ‘Henry Henry’ the other day. I didn’t ask if his middle name was also Henry, but he did look suspiciously like Henry Fonda.