Nobody really tries to get technical people to do the work.
Like cool, it's a great idea and would potentially produce positive results if done well, but the roles pay half the engineering roles, and the interviews are stacked towards compliance frameworks.
There's very little ability to fix a large public company when HR is involved
Maybe it should be treated like on-call duty and have the load spread between existing engineers on some kind of schedule, maybe with some extra comp as incentive because it's boring and will take more effort/time in the "easy case" compared to pager duty.
It has the potential to be incredibly impactful, but often devolves into box ticking (like many compliance functions).
And it's really hard to find technical people to do the work, as it's generally perceived as a cost centre so tends not to get budget.