Let me guess, you're impressed by desktop decorations and which file-browser is the default.

Ubuntu differs from Fedora only in newbie stuff, for instance.

Fedora pisses me off more than Ubuntu does, and Ubuntu pisses me off least of all distros, except for Alpine which pisses me off in totally different directions for different reasons to all of the "proper desktop" distros.

All OSes are shit.

Even the ones you like.

Even the ones I like.

Especially the ones I like, I guess.

Yes, since it came on two 1.44MB floppies.