> Second, I would suggest that a cold email is probably the worst way to approach ANY VC.
"Sorry they are having trouble handling e-mail."
- I would suggest they're not having trouble handling email...their filtering is working just fine. You would appear to have trouble handling rejection (at least I would infer that)
"But your statement seems to indicate that they want to ignore e-mail, and that does appear to be the case. Ignoring e-mail is bizarre, but they are free to do so."
- Allow me to be clear. They are not ignoring e-mail. They are selectively choosing what they will spend their time on. They have (apparently) chosen not to spend time on your idea. Perhaps in the future you should make your emails more clear, you should be more persuasive, and your idea more compelling.
"For the rest of your post, you miss the big, huge point"
- Oh I get it. I just have quite a bit of contradictory evidence in how they work. Let me paint a picture for you. Perhaps you've heard of Prof. Cheriton of Stanford. He's written a publication or two and invested in a successful startup or two. He invested in a startup called AsterData. So did A16Z. Do you see how that works? They don't necessarily need the deep technical expertise within their team. They can rely on others to do that. Similarly, you might recall me mentioning that cold email is not the best course. If the technical idea you're suggesting is so revolutionary, you should have little to no problem having a well-respected professor get you an introduction.
"I can 100% absolutely, positively guarantee you that one can write a very carefully written e-mail with a project to solve what is clearly a huge problem with overwhelming and obvious evidence that a company solving this problem will be worth $x billion for x high enough to be historic, and outline some of the crucial secret sauce and have A16Z totally ignore the contact."
- Actually you can't. That's hyperbole again. Showing a problem and presenting a solution w/o evidence that you'll be able to execute it in a compelling manner would appear to be more of the problem for you.
"If I get rich, A16Z won't participate."
- I sincerely hope that works out for you.
"If the DoD sees a significant problem and someone comes up with some new, powerful technology for the first or a much better solution, then the DoD will listen and, really, in my experience, for a good case, proceed."
- So if some random PhD just emailed Lemnios, he would pick up the phone and call them? Doubtful..sorry. (and yes...i did my time with DISA as well)
"My experience is that apparently mostly A16Z won't"
- And mine contradicts yours.
"on average the IT VCs are doing poorly"
- Fantastic, we're not discussing "on average"...we're discussing A16Z.
"Still they insist on not even evaluating new technology."
- Incorrect. What about Oculus for example? Or do I need to provide more examples?
"Their feet are locked solidly in concrete with their eyes and ears closed"
- You might be looking in the mirror.
> - Do you want a cookie?
"It's really tough to communicate with someone who works not to understand."
- Boy, do I ever agree.
"It's not about cookies. It's about evaluating projects."
- Perhaps they evaluated and weren't impressed. Or is that impossible?
"US VC ROI is so bad that being better than 80% of the US VC firms might well still mean just losing money for the LPs."
- Fantastic. Again we're not talking about the broader VC industry.
"No, I judge them by making money. ... Then if they refuse to evaluate technology ... ...But do they want to evaluate technology? Apparently not. Heck, they won't even read their e-mail."
- You seem to keep missing the obvious point of perhaps they evaluated the technology you seem to be so bunched up about...and didn't care for it.
> - I would suggest they're not having trouble handling email...their filtering is working just fine. You would appear to have trouble handling rejection (at least I would infer that)
No, I'm just reporting some strong evidence that they
just don't read their e-mail. Or, to be more clear,
apparently essentially all information technology (IT) VCs will just ignore an e-mail
message saying (generic version; real version
with specifics):
(1) Here is the problem we are attacking.
So far it is easy to see that there is no
good solution. Fairly clearly a good solution
will be of high interest to over 80% of all the
Internet users, work station down to smart phone, in the world.
(2) The main reason the problem has remained
unsolved is that knowing how to solve the problem
is a challenge. The team has a new, unique,
powerful, valuable, rock solid solution that
has a high technological barrier to entry.
(3) Monetization? With a few billion unique
users a month, for a first cut, just run ads.
For more, there is an aspect of the project
that permits some especially effective ad
targeting with especially good protection of
user privacy.
(4) The crucial core software implementing the
technology is production quality and scalable.
The rest is just an especially simple
front-end Web site, nearly done.
(5) Team qualifications in business,
research, and software are high.
Then with 1-5, they will just ignore the contact.
No response. No questions. Nothing. They just
ignore it. From the claims there, we're talking
$100+ billion exit value; they just ignore it.
No response; just toss it into the bit bucket.
Look, we're talking a billion or more unique
visitors a month and an exit value north
of $100 billion, and they have no response at all.
Strong evidence that they just ignore their
e-mail. Leave a $20 on a sidewalk; a
guy walks by; the $20 is still there;
conclusion, he didn't see the $20. Or,
the VC firm just didn't see the e-mail.
One reason is, US IT VCs just have never seen any such
thing, that is, an IT start up where what is crucial
is the 'secret sauce' technology to solve the
big problem. Instead, they pursue only other
ways of making money and where the technology
is essentially just routine software. US
IT VCs and A16Z just will not give any value to
(that is, won't spend time to investigate)
results of research in IT -- the DoD is
awash in valuable results of such research;
biotech VC will take research seriously; but
US IT VCs haven't seen
any big business success from such research, don't
really understand research or how to evaluate it,
want to pursue other ways of making money,
and want just to ignore anything based on research.
They just want to f'get about research.
That is the obvious explanation.
Since the US IT VCs are just determined to ignore
research, the flip side of that is an advantage
for any project with some good research.
Net, they don't read their e-mail and won't
evaluate technology.
> - I would suggest they're not having trouble handling email...their filtering is working just fine. You would appear to have trouble handling rejection (at least I would infer that)
No, the situation is just as I said: The evidence is
overwhelmingly strong that they just refuse to
read e-mail from someone they don't know. That's their
choice.
> They don't necessarily need the deep technical expertise within their team.
Yes they do or they are at risk of missing out
on possibly some of the best projects. As I made
clear, for the past 10-20 years, information
technology (IT) VCs have not seen big successes based
on anything at the level of publishable technical
research. So, they just f'get about thinking about
or evaluating such work. Again, the track record
and promise of such research is from DoD, NSF, NIH,
etc., not IT entrepreneurs over the past 10-20 years.
Research based projects will likely remain
only a tiny fraction of what US IT VCs get in their
inbox, but such projects are a good bet for a few
$100+ exits over the next decade. Considering
how few such successes there are,
ignoring
such projects, especially with the example of
DoD, is foolish.
For Cheriton,
they were not reading just some e-mail or investing
in the technology; instead, they already knew
the professor and were investing in him.
But professors are not nearly the only people
who can do research.
> - Allow me to be clear. They are not ignoring e-mail.
No, flatly they are ignoring e-mail. Write them
something short, clear, and astounding, and they
just ignore it, won't read it, won't respond at all.
Maybe they want an introduction. Maybe they want
only other means of selecting entrepreneurs. Maybe
they just are having fun pissing off entrepreneurs.
Maybe they are busy enough with what they are doing
now. Maybe whatever, but they ignore e-mail. Sorry 'bout
that, but they do.
> - You seem to keep missing the obvious point of perhaps they evaluated the technology you seem to be so bunched up about...and didn't care for it.
Nonsense. For the technology in question, there is likely
and apparently only one person in the world who knows it.
Send A16Z a high level view, and they ignore the
communications. They make no attempt to get the
details of the technology and evaluate it. It's
simple: They just will not get involved in evaluating
new technology.
> - Perhaps they evaluated and weren't impressed. Or is that impossible?
It is impossible. They can't have even as much
as a weak little hollow hint of a tiny clue about
anything about the crucial internals of the technology.
They received only a business view of the
power and value of the technology. For how it works,
which is crucial for evaluating it, they don't know.
To know they would have to do some due diligence. There
is little hope that they could competently direct the
due diligence.
> - Fantastic. Again we're not talking about the broader VC industry.
Right. We're talking about A16Z. My point was in
response to your figure of 80%: Likely a VC firm
with ROI just better than 80% of the VC industry is
still losing money for its LPs. In this case,
even if A16Z has better ROI than 80% of VC firms,
they might still be losing money. However, since they just
raised $1.5 billion, I suspect that it appears that
they are making money; since a lot of the old
investments likely have yet to exit, it might be tough
to know their ROI so far, but no doubt they had
to show something good about ROI to raise $1.5
billion.
> Incorrect. What about Oculus for example?
I don't know that case well, but my superficial
understanding is that the product was in production
and selling and all a venture firm had to do
was to evaluate the sales figures and the
product itself without much concern for any
crucial internals of the technology. Like I said,
the US DoD, CIA, etc. funded the SR-71 when
nearly it was was engineering on paper, and VCs
would want to wait until the plane was flying
successfully and then maybe pay for some of the
jet fuel. US IT VCs just will not evaluate technical
work just on paper; they won't do it. Maybe
this situation is enforced by the LPs, but
that is the situation. The story used to be
that VCs could fund a project described on the
back of a napkin, but now they just will not
fund original technical work just on paper or
even when the corresponding software is production
quality and running. If some such project
gets funded, then the reason was not just the
technology and software but the reputation of the
founder or some such. NSF, NIH, DARPA,
Ph.D. committees, and peer-reviewed journals
of original research will evaluate new work
just on paper, but US IT VCs just will not.
And, e-mail with any such connection with
such research goes into the bit bucket,
from their "filter" if they look at the
e-mail at all.
We are in agreement: They just do not want to
look at e-mail.
So be it.
The project in question, if it starts to work at all,
will quickly generate revenue
of $10,000, $40,000, ..., $800,000
a month starting with just a
$1500 server and, for $1 million a month,
using just a few such servers in
a spare bedroom with some A/C in a window,
a consumer Internet connection (that permits
commercial usage), and a 200 A circuit breaker.
So, why jerk chains of VCs? For the project in
question, it has long been the case that
there has been no very good reason,
although maybe just as 'reserve fuel'
in case of some disaster. The main reason
for my posts here are just to let the HN
community know that A16Z and essentially
all of US IT VC just will not take seriously
descriptions of technical work in e-mail
without an introduction, knowing the
person, etc. For anyone with a background
in doing projects inside a business, for
US national security, or for academic
research, this situation is just bizarre
and has cost the founders of the project
a lot of time although only some time ago.
But the project moved forward on its own
funding, and revenue with good free cash
flow, plenty enough to grow capacity
if usage does grow, seems quite near.
So, for this project, to heck with VCs.
But the time wasted in the past on
VCs still hurts. And the HN audience
should know some of the truth.
It sounds like you have everything figured out, the solution is beyond comprehension for mere mortals, and that you'll have 100s of millions of dollars shortly. Perhaps with your new found wealth you can open an IT VC, invest in email filtering, and show everyone here how it should be done. I wish you best of luck in your future endeavors and hope you find success.
> It sounds like you have everything figured out, the solution is beyond comprehension for mere mortals, and that you'll have 100s of millions of dollars shortly.
That's definitely the plan except for the part about
"mere mortals".
Mortals suffice, but not "mere mortals": Instead need
some help, or, say, need to "stand on the shoulders of
giants". The giants in question are not in computer
science -- "a field with much that is new and good however
the new is not good and the good is not new", too close to being fully true.
Without standing on the shoulders of the right giants,
your "mere mortals" is fully correct -- can't do it.
That is, one guy has, in practice, no chance of
reinventing all that stuff needed from the giants. Indeed,
it's tough enough just to get through the exercises
in one of the better books needed. More than one guy? For the original work needed, that is nearly always done
by just one guy; two are less good.
I've already "shown how it's done"
in technology many times for US
national security, in US business,
and in research for US national
security and business.
The US DoD, DARPA, NSF, and NIH
have long shown the world
"how it's done", in total
for 70+ years.
The simplest arithmetic shows that
US information technology (IT)
venture capital (VC)
is not a very good business
compared with consumer Internet:
That is, a US IT VC firm might
get up to assets under management
of $5 billion or so, but the
founders of Google, Facebook, and
more have more than that in their
personal net worth.
One problem with VC is, even if
they decide to take their e-mail
seriously, really the best they
can do is just from what arrives in their
e-mail, and far from VC there are
some serious obstacles here:
First, a standard assumption is that,
since computers are to be used
in the work (they likely do remain
the great largely unexploited
opportunity), the assumption is that
computer science is the best
academic background. Well, that
assumption is false; if want to
be quite serious about the work,
then that assumption is badly false.
Second, for really good results, it will
be necessary for some good people
with good academic backgrounds
in crucial fields and topics outside
of computer science to pursue
entrepreneurship, and so far the
appropriate US academic culture
discourages this.
For this assumption, the US DoD
knows that it is largely false and, thus,
concentrates on pure and applied
mathematics, mathematical and
applied physics, and some
relatively mathematical topics
in electronic and other parts of engineering.
The DoD makes very heavy use of computing
but not so much of computer science.
So, for good results in VC, it will
be necessary to catch up with the
DoD and get good people with the
'right stuff' from academic fields
other than computer science, and
that catch up effort will be difficult.
Really, for good projects, the
situation is much better on the
entrepreneur's side of the table
because there one can cook up
terrific stuff instead of just
waiting for it to arrive via e-mail.
My point that VCs and A16Z ignore
their e-mail really was well supported
by your statement that
e-mail is about the worst way to
contact a VC partner. Okay,
the VC partners don't want to
take e-mail seriously. Bizarre,
but true, and so be it.
For the project in question,
once it gets enough 'traction'
to be of interest to a VC,
the revenue will be way past
when the project would accept
equity funding. E.g., one VC
responded that they wanted to
see 100,000 unique visitors a
month before investing. Okay,
but for the project in question
that would be about $40,000
a month in revenue from
a server with $1500 in parts and
an Internet connection costing
about $100 a month. With
the $40,000 a month, VC
equity funding, a C-corp with
VCs on the Board, etc. would be
about as welcome as a skunk at
a garden party.
One big reason: For the project
in question with its technology
the VCs can't evaluate, there
will be more such work to do,
less important than the work done
already but, still, very much worth
doing. But, of course, the Board
would have to approve the organization
and budgets for such work. Tilt!
A Board of VCs would not be able to
do such work because they would not
be able to understand the project
they were being asked to approve.
So, such a Board would a hole in the
bottom of the boat of the company.
The current A16Z Web site mentions
that the number of VC firms has been
shrinking. Since they refused to
read their e-mail, easy to believe.
Darwin has a lot of work to do and, thus,
is a very busy guy; still Sand Hill Road
and Winter Street are due for
a visit from Charles just any day now.
Likely what will be left are firms
willing to read e-mail and evaluate
projects with new, advanced, powerful,
valuable technology that is the
crucial core of a valuable business.
In the meanwhile, entrepreneurs should
concentrate on some good research for
some good projects that can be
brought to market and significant
revenue with, say, a server from
$1500 in parts and an ordinary
Internet connection. The research
is the crucial part.
Sure, VCs won't invest in projects
based on research, not even if the
research is already in production
quality code. But think of the flip side:
For such a project, VCs won't invest
in any competition, either!
- I would suggest they're not having trouble handling email...their filtering is working just fine. You would appear to have trouble handling rejection (at least I would infer that)
"But your statement seems to indicate that they want to ignore e-mail, and that does appear to be the case. Ignoring e-mail is bizarre, but they are free to do so."
- Allow me to be clear. They are not ignoring e-mail. They are selectively choosing what they will spend their time on. They have (apparently) chosen not to spend time on your idea. Perhaps in the future you should make your emails more clear, you should be more persuasive, and your idea more compelling.
"For the rest of your post, you miss the big, huge point"
- Oh I get it. I just have quite a bit of contradictory evidence in how they work. Let me paint a picture for you. Perhaps you've heard of Prof. Cheriton of Stanford. He's written a publication or two and invested in a successful startup or two. He invested in a startup called AsterData. So did A16Z. Do you see how that works? They don't necessarily need the deep technical expertise within their team. They can rely on others to do that. Similarly, you might recall me mentioning that cold email is not the best course. If the technical idea you're suggesting is so revolutionary, you should have little to no problem having a well-respected professor get you an introduction.
"I can 100% absolutely, positively guarantee you that one can write a very carefully written e-mail with a project to solve what is clearly a huge problem with overwhelming and obvious evidence that a company solving this problem will be worth $x billion for x high enough to be historic, and outline some of the crucial secret sauce and have A16Z totally ignore the contact."
- Actually you can't. That's hyperbole again. Showing a problem and presenting a solution w/o evidence that you'll be able to execute it in a compelling manner would appear to be more of the problem for you.
"If I get rich, A16Z won't participate."
- I sincerely hope that works out for you.
"If the DoD sees a significant problem and someone comes up with some new, powerful technology for the first or a much better solution, then the DoD will listen and, really, in my experience, for a good case, proceed."
- So if some random PhD just emailed Lemnios, he would pick up the phone and call them? Doubtful..sorry. (and yes...i did my time with DISA as well)
"My experience is that apparently mostly A16Z won't"
- And mine contradicts yours.
"on average the IT VCs are doing poorly" - Fantastic, we're not discussing "on average"...we're discussing A16Z.
"Still they insist on not even evaluating new technology." - Incorrect. What about Oculus for example? Or do I need to provide more examples?
"Their feet are locked solidly in concrete with their eyes and ears closed" - You might be looking in the mirror.
> - Do you want a cookie? "It's really tough to communicate with someone who works not to understand."
- Boy, do I ever agree.
"It's not about cookies. It's about evaluating projects."
- Perhaps they evaluated and weren't impressed. Or is that impossible?
"US VC ROI is so bad that being better than 80% of the US VC firms might well still mean just losing money for the LPs."
- Fantastic. Again we're not talking about the broader VC industry.
"No, I judge them by making money. ... Then if they refuse to evaluate technology ... ...But do they want to evaluate technology? Apparently not. Heck, they won't even read their e-mail."
- You seem to keep missing the obvious point of perhaps they evaluated the technology you seem to be so bunched up about...and didn't care for it.